That is a perfect sample if someone with photoshop skills wanted to do a PAWS poster mock-up, a la JAWS

“I fart in your general direction!”

And cheddar, ya philistines.

My choom.

Have you ever listened to Zaireeka appropriately? I haven’t, but that must be a headache to line up correctly.

A remix will add stuff to the original album version of the song. When the album version has the stuff and it’s removed, that becomes the “radio edit”.

My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.

🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯

Napoleon Dynadidn’t

Neither. There is an age difference, sure, but an 80 year old woman is a well-lived human adult who can make her own choices. If it were an 80 year old female elf, then possible. Not sure what the age of consent is in elvish customs, or the age of emotional maturity. As for robbing the grave, no, she’s not dead. Robbing the cradle implies young life inside the cradle and there is nothing living in a grave. Now, if the elf provided the woman with prolonged life through elvish ways, then technically, he’s robbing the grave.

It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose

“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)

Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.

POON. Muad’Deepthroat. Feyd-Rawdog. The story just lends itself to porn parody.

Stop.

Faburgé

Cat, I farted.

Took a second. Well done.

“Jesus juice”

Skraucet

“I know this ship like the back of my hand.”