Have a look under POST Behaviour.

Repurpose any useful bits, Mythbuster the rest.

Wanna fuck?

or

Fuck off!

Little Shop of Horrors and Beetlejuice.

Wake up about 15 minutes before I have to be out the door. Just enough time to go to the loo, brush my teeth and chuck some clothes on.

If I give myself more time than I need, I just get sidetracked by something and end up making myself late.