I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

We’re all Tom on OurSpace.

I don’t think you’re considering the demographic.

I don’t think anything could possibly chide him more than simply forgetting and continuing to call it Twitter.

Do they? I just moved back to the rural area I grew up in after spending ten years in Cleveland.

Cleveland’s not the greatest, but there’s dick around here outside of Walmart. I can drive 30 minutes into the nearest small city if I need a Home Depot or something, but Cleveland had tons of choices by comparison. Not a ton of restaurants, most are same ish or eaten up by Applebee’s. Fast food is even pretty limited.

Back in the day we had small shops, but most are dead now…

I think birds are just kind of smug and self assured in general.

I like to give them diminutive nicknames. Bill is now Wittle Biwwy. You don’t get to choose what we call you, asshole.