Fun fact! This is a terrible way to hold a snapping turtle. Their necks are quite long and can reach behind their front legs. If you ever do have to hold a turtle, hold them as far back as possible and pray you can keep it balanced.

The feathers are quite silky, but it was surprisingly hard underneath, at least on the wing.

One time, I was walking along the sidewalk next to some geese. They were so close that the intrusive thoughts won, and I tried to poke it. It hit me with its wing and left me with a nice bruise :(

Shrimp heaven wheeeeeen, Shrimp heaven nooooow!

insert chaos and screaming

Man I love terminalmontage