If a woman got on the trampoline she’d be the heroine of the heron’s heroin religion.

Aw you know the CIA’s silicone skin suits are a lot more realistic than that!

I would like it to replace clunky GoPro camera to capture outdoor sports adventures.

And there’s an app called “nearby glasses” that’ll notify us when/where anyone nearby has these meta glasses active.

I think they meant what they said. They could view it all on a computer screen but if they were to print it out it would probably be thousands of pages worth of data on each person.

HA?

Maybe it’s finally time we start kink-shaming some people.

Damn. Glad you got it back. Good on ya loading it up with alarms & security now, and eff those kids for their repeated attempts.

I’ve got “mark read on scroll” enabled as well as “hide read posts”.

Same. Those features have never worked for me either. Equally effective as pushing the crosswalk button at a traffic intersection, or pushing the “close door” button inside an elevator. Useless. Best I can do on Lemmy is click the “refresh button” sometimes or come back a few days later to get a fresh feed.

Spend a few months in Vocational school > massage therapist > pass all the licensure tests > earn around $500/day working at a spa.

Nursing?? But OP said “lets me work on a consistent schedule. I’m so sick of having my hours constantly whipped back and forth. I just want to go to bed at the same time every day.”

I don’t think nursing is very forgiving in that regard. They alternate 3 shifts, 24/7, constantly changing it around. No consistent schedules, and say goodbye to going to bed at the same time every day.

How did you get it back after they stole it?

Well I’m glad to be an actual us army veteran so I can unapologetically use the 24-hour format, which is easier & makes more sense than the 12-hour format.

I have the same question. Because if that picture is supposed to represent stolen valor, or poseur, I don’t think it’s working.

Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I’m dead inside.

Yesterday at work (where plenty of our employees are definitely not paid enough to live) I noticed a worker designated to go around checking & replacing & updating all the fire extinguishers 😬

Simple mistake. Forgot to scan your bar code before sitting in the bagging area.

I do recall blocking the thorn guy from my previous account. So that’s a downside to establishing a new Lemmy account. All the users I’d blocked are now roaming freely in my feed again.

But if that complaint is based on a recent order, probably need to show them the receipt, and nowadays there are cameras everywhere for them to review the footage showing that you did receive everything you ordered.

I was a pretty intelligent kid with all my wits, and that accident happened in the 2nd grade, and I remember in the 4th grade being a wiz at geography lessons, same year my teachers chose me to be the “class president” and in 5th grade was invited to special early morning classes for gifted writers at the high school campus, so I guess my brain remained intact after the 2nd grade concussion. I also remember in 4th grade writing about my “concution” and my teacher talked with me for a minute about it, she was concerned & interested, and told me the correct way to spell “concussion.” 😄 I’m 50 now & still remember so much, so I guess my brain’s alright.