My ex-wife literally had every one of these except the P.T. Cruiser, for real. I always hated smoking from her purse bong because she never had water in it so I had to use the ketchup.

Me, not giving alcohol to children

The Law: “HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!”

Not unless it gets a good marketing team.

Even if it wasn’t heavier, bones are still harder than flesh. If a skeleton punched you, it would hurt way more than a fleshy padded fist.

Maybe they’ve only seen the dubbed version of Ghost Stories and liked the Christian girl character.

Damn… Wish I still had it because I wanna check out what that Death Note game is like. Though it does sound like it’s basically Among Us but with a Death Note skin.

But it makes my whites whiter!

hits the button for the landing flaps while still cruising

I’ve been kind of afraid to do my laundry since the last time my clothes came out of the washer dirtier than they went in and covered in some kind of gunk; I had to re-wash by hand in my tub. I want my own fucking machine again. 😩

Doubtful. This is just some dude making a transphobic joke. There are MTF and even cis women on the app, though. They’re usually up front about it.

“he says he cut himself shaving his junk, but that’s not true”

Like they were trying to say their dick is gone because they accidentally cut it off shaving.

Uggs Cutes

It’s a girl. Or at least someone with a vagina. This is from Grindr.

Travises for possessive; Travi if pluralizing.

Do the passengers survive?

Die monster! You don’t belong in this world! You steal men’s souls and make them your slave!

It would be absurd and an absolute show stopper if the car stopped for dark shadows.

That’s why they use LIDAR and not just visual cameras. They don’t need to know the difference between different objects; they just need to know an object is there, in the way, or even moving in a way that could potentially put it in the path of the vehicle.

They’re making it more complicated by working on both autonomous driving, and also image recognition for use by AI.

All the issues with self-driving could be solved if they actually gave a shit about making it work. You don’t let the machine choose. You give it hard fucking rules to follow. It doesn’t need to identify geese, human, ball, dog, child to react differently to each; it should see an obstruction and stop to avoid damaging the fucking object and car, regardless of what it is. They are making it way more complicated than it really has to be.

Yes. But it would be the same consistency coming out as it went in eventually. Unless your body uses 100% of what goes in, you’ll always poop. And since you can’t absorb 100% of what you take in, even if you only take in what you need, you will never not poop unless you stop eating entirely. And you wouldn’t not poop while alive very long until you’re not pooping while dead.