Cat 1. Sleeps at the end of the bed. Cat 2, 3, 4 will sleep against my butt, not usually at the same time. Cat 5 sleeps on my second second pillow. Cat six sleeps against my chest and screams at me as he crawls back in to place after I roll over.

No fucks given.

I choose to keep both feet firmly planted in unreality.

As a Network Engineer I only use Freecad.

No just making fun of them.

Good for you. Weird flex honestly “my stomach works” Well for many of us ours don’t work. If I eat anything that is spicy hot my stomach will have me bent over cramping constantly until it leaves my system. Is your next post going to be about how stupid people are for having to use wheelchairs?

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

I’m going the opposite extreme. I have been looking at and day dreaming about getting an Isuzu N series 14Ft box truck. Just below the DOT limit. Maximum bed minimal cab.

“Come closer Clarice”

If you do not wish to involve the police, then you have to look at your illegal options.

Oh no! I hope this doesn’t affect my pirated copies.

Disgruntled yes. Gruntled, not so much.

I think he’s going to take the salmon and leave you the Brussel sprouts.

I would love this this feature to be implemented in IOS. This could be used for several applications like pushing more people to Linux.

This could be a union boss or a CEO.

Welp I’ll just have to Gimp along then.

It is worth the extra features, like not being able to remove an unwanted podcast from your play list. Why Spotify, why!?

No.

I think more people are coming here for my comments and delusions of grandeur.