Calm down, Theseus.

I happily pay taxes.

Okay thanks for the tip

Wife - uuuu 🥰

I’m not a killer.

I got Subway yesterday.
It cost less than $8, took like 10 minutes, i drove 5 minutes to get there, and I didn’t have to clean anything.

Silence, Stilgar.
You will never know enough money to be able to consider it hoarding in the first place.
There are other things to trade for than useless trinkets.

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I genuinely want more less but i seem to always end up with more more.
I’m just a hobby collector who tends to hold on to all the bits that are associated with them. 😒

Look around your space.
All that stuff used to be money which you traded your finite time for.

Was it worth it?

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AND FOUR MOTORCYCLES

I believe theyre joking about one party having more votes and winning the election. Democracy.

It’s interesting that some people get so disrupted by the time changes. I wouldnt even notice of others didn’t mention it.

Well shit, that’s a likeable quality right there.

There is (maybe even more than one) but it does not work on every instance.

https://lemmy.ca/post/1143350

It’s funny to me that we trust RF enough for garage doors but not front door locks.

I certainly wouldn’t have to mow.

this is a reference but I can’t quite remember the connection…

Same! Another classic is
“it’s okay to be uncontrollably emotional today and to barely be able to order my coffee without bursting into tears”

We’re just silly little humans 🥰