I’ve been paying Spotify $5/mo for years but i quit anyway. Y’all are sticking with it and paying full price? Crazy.

“Make evil CEO cry by fellating different, alternative, evil CEO”

No ty

How are any of us a problem for Melon Husk? Fuckface is so rich that he can do literally whatever he wants.

I love when people try to criticize this. They cant imagine having options.

I found out via this meme lol

Caption: “RIP bozo”

Have you thought about taking calligraphy courses? That could be fun!

Because this isn’t “writing”, it’s art.
If you slowed down and purposely beautified your writing it would look a lot better (especially with practice) but you, like me, probably write as fast as you can and don’t care. lol

This is super good. I love it.

I have used these belts for years and they’re great. Theyre so simple because they’re a friction hold and i love that. Even bought one for my dad years ago.

Pixelfed: [Photograph of tree-covered rolling hills under the afternoon sun with few, wispy clouds in the sky.]

I’ll split my guesses into characters:

L
E
O

Ohhh good one!

It’s unreasonable to expect everyone to be a Caleb but if you’re a Sam you need to start doing research and practicing.

As a child

I thought people liked me. lol

How naive!

Okay

Why should we know this?

Yet here we are with the fuckass on our screens.

How do i avoid drake

El Hoyo (En: The Platform)

It’s also in English but i watched it in Spanish.