Porn… I don’t think most people want the porn they interact with at all connected

That would be pretty fun

Dude practically became a verbal tick

The current “equivalent” I’ve seen is would you rather share your emotions with a tree or a woman.

Just trying to convince the missus

The same level of pettiness but can arrest you, search your bags and locker, and carries a gun

Spotted the non-American! I’m very envious of your ignorance of this bullshit

Um mass murder, theft, paying prostitutes. Kcd

My treasure stone is a flask