Sometimes more than one 🤮

Turns out it’s a lot harder to do this with a whale

Why not Zoidberg?

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H O N K

Looks like it yeah, found other seals in the sealbarrow on their Twitter

When I started this company, I had only two things - a dream, and six million pounds

There’s one missing hole, a tiny bit right of the centre of the image

In the UK you can’t even buy that many at once 😆 without a prescription at least - paracetamol and ibuprofen are usually 16 per pack and they don’t let you buy more than one of each

Most of the major newspapers (this is from a UK perspective but I’d imagine they’re accessible in other places) have a live news page for big developing news stories - the BBC site is probably a good unbiased-ish one

I’m a big fan of -ussy as a suffix, especially when it’s wildly unsuitable for the purpose

It’s utterly ruined ales describing themselves as “citrussy”

In that picture? It’s a bee, contemplating leaping from the edge and ending it all after reading that article

Hold the newsreader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

The Dollop

Particularly the 1908 New York Paris Car Race episode

Diogenes has entered the chat

“Jean-Luc, what have you done?”

Why does it look so much like Homer Simpson though…?

Yeah I see that haha I promise it’s not, I’m more a pepsi guy usually anyway 👀 #ad

Scunthorpe

Just never go to Scunthorpe