Ahh, so you make yours the way I used to. An entire oz of good good from the dude 3 doors over, made into cannabutter, then made into a single batch of brownies.

Blackout brownies was such a good week.

Lemon Party conjures the same kind of deep trauma.

I prefer Gambusia affinis. Close second is Gambusia holbrooki.

Oh no! It me!

You probably aren’t far off. Add in a little collective apathy for flavor and you’ve got a viable head cannon.

Yes.

Isn’t… Isn’t he already dead?? Like 25 years ago?

Throw a little Adderall in there, and you got a soup going!

Zeno’s problem.

My therapist will hear about this meme.

So, who’s gonna be Robespierre?

I swear autism is the default state and combustion based pollutants, asbestos, lead, and other contaminants cause the so called normative states.

The amount of old people I have met that claim to be normal and very clearly show signs of lead poisoning is far higher than any other constituency of old people.

I don’t trust anyone born before '75 to be fully there upstairs.

I’ve never heard this word in my life and I somehow knew it was antisemitic?

They are hard light projections. Their physical bodies are their gemstones. They are genderless, female presenting, sentient space rocks who reproduce via the various bodily secretions of their supreme diamond leaders.

Where White Diamond comes from is a true mystery, but I like to think of her like the Monolith. The creation of a long gone organic species that wanted to seed the universe with life. Only white was a bit more zealous for inorganic life forms than simple organic life.

As for Steven, it can be assumed, since the gems can shape shift their hard light projection forms, that Rose shape shifted a functioning human female reproductive system centered around her actual gemstone. Which Greg then proceeds to impregnate.

But it’s whatevs. I’m a big Steven Universe fan. Free therapy. Never had a cartoon make me cry more than that show.

Greg, you are the top 4 posts on my everything page rn.

So hot rn.

HA! Meek and forgiving my ass.

Nerds are wizards. And wizards love drugs.

Bruh, half the drugs were invented by nerds. The other half were discovered by plant nerds.

Looking at you Thomas Kincade. Investments my ass.

EAT RABBIT FOOD WITH SOME CHICKEN