[Speaks Chinese]

Neanderthals wanted to live forever and now we have bigfoot.

I don’t understand this. Do I want to understand this?

Choose life, choose potato, choose a fuckin big television!

Don’t worry, it’s back. Those things refuse to die.

“Why clean the house unless you’re expecting visitors?”

SO YOU HAVE A CLEAN HOUSE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Does anything happen after “we cannot accept this level of inequality any longer” ? I stopped at 500 billion.

Yo, don’t move, there’s something on your head…

Swamp ass bitches out here like “showering too often is bad for your skin”

I just copied the left half and pasted over the right half. But now I wonder what it would look like through those cardboard 3D lenses.

How tacky

My latest is Help I Sexed My Boss, an agony aunt style write in show with two male hosts from entirely opposite walks of life who no one believes are friends irl.

I imagine there is more to the story that I do not care to learn.

Assigned super at birth?

https://lemmy.world/c/cunkposting

I don’t know where YOU live but Walmart is one of the biggest thieves in the USA. People working there still have to collect government assistance because they pay too little to live on.

They didn’t ask.