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Which do you choose: genocide or WORSE genocide? You have to pick one. Not picking either gets you the latter by default. Make a choice.

I think it’s fitting. He himself would be physically fine whilst everything collapses around him when the floor drops out.

Eh, he might be a cis het white Christian who hates what’s going on?

Sure, it makes for a great lens. You can use it to read the writing on the wall.

It’s Mozilla. No one is going to see this anyway.

Hey now, I’ve been to the post office…within the last two years or so.

That’s Butte and Yolo for me.

Knowing Elon, you’d think he’d have just called it something stupid like BroPilot to get around that

Just went down the rabbit-hole of the acquisition of MySQL as I was bored. What a fascinating story.

Dude who originally made it in 1995, Michael Widenius, named it after his daughter My, hence MySQL. He sold it to Sun for $1 billion in 2008. He then turned around, forked the software, and produced MariaDB (I always wondered why it was named that) starting a new organization around it in 2009. It’s functionally nearly identical, often able to be used as a drop in replacement, assuming you aren’t using new features developed after the fork. Last month, he sold it again, the same fucking base software, to some private equity firm (yay…). What a guy.

Unfortunately, he’s run out of daughters to name software after and already used his son’s name for something else, so we might be at the end of open-source, community-driven DB solutions from Michael. To be fair, relying on any projects from him to be free and open indefinitely is apparently not a good idea anyway.

For saying hi of course c:

That was a previous satellite. This one appears to still be unknown if I’m not mistaken.

Makes me wonder if we have some Kessler Syndrome on our hands… 👀👀👀

Probably not. Anyway.

The web didn’t die after the dot com bubble burst. The AI bubble will burst, but a smaller niche of companies will continue to exist.

I wanted to ironically say something mean to you, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it :(

Wow. Those words are so wild that my mind just defaulted to thinking the image was AI generated.

I sure can’t wait to get my hands on a speciaaltje kassouffle.

I think it’s cute you think that’ll take 200 years 😝

¥380 for yaki onigiri. That better not just be for one

The wife beater is just their office attire.

I don’t think unlocking or starting your car from an app was ever standard

Oh, I’m certainly a maniac to some people. But the trick is just staying out of the way of those who are maniacs relative to yourself.

Yeah, blocking them is just going to make their brains explode, which is fun, BUT they’re behind the wheel of a 2 ton death machine. They’re just going to do some dumb shit to get around, so…I’d rather just stay out of their way.