apparently vitiligo is woke now too

That doesn’t apply here.

She’s stealing from an individual, not a megacorp.

Blocking .ml and hexbear at an instance level is probably the best thing you can do to help your mental health whilst scrolling Lemmy

Especially considering most of the time they likely won’t even wear the things because of either how much they cost or because they find them to be a collectors item.

You can remove the furry in your sentence. It’s self explanatory when you mention software dev.

lemmy.ml

It just writes itself lmao

I had a chair thrown at me at work because I told a father he couldn’t pull said chair up to the table because they were all replaced specifically to be 2m away and they weren’t allowed to be changed.

Vegans are a government PsyOp to get people to eat more veggies as a means of population control.

I can imagine having to deal with Londoners means there’s a lot wrong that bus

And outside of Ireland?

“How to quit playing [game]”

“Press exit to desktop”

Absolutely obliterated with awards because they are comedic geniuses ahead of our time.

What’s with the Facebook tier caption

There’s a difference between shitposting and just linking to a photo of someone’s dick schlanging without warning of it being NSFW

You’re acting like the people who would be manning the checkouts would be able to live peacefully without a worry now that they don’t have a job as a cashier.

Aye like a lot of time that people are making fun of English cuisine they’re usually just making fun of meals that poorer families would make or that no one regularly makes in their right mind.

Only if you get caught

It is yes and the pickle that is doing the flipping is a Deviljho

Torie beans on toast

That is incredibly invasive of people’s privacy what the fuck

Wasn’t Diogenes also the same person who plucked a chicken to criticise someone’s definition of a human as a featherless bipedal animal.