Only the dumbest or richest Americans call it that

It’s not what he said but how he said it

Saab 900 Turbo never exists and I’m sorry Mother Gaia but that’s not a world I want to live in

Sex?

Would I lie?

Part 2 of this meme is where I say that women want skinny men with good eyeliner and men want tall, buff women with abs. Stay tuned, it’s premiering 8PM CST

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum buuuuuh bum bom 🪚🪵

Dont research Night Media

Oh I get it! Because Israel had him shot in the neck and he’s dead (many such cases)

Texas makes Florida look like North Carolina (the best state)

Maybe id go bsck to little Ceasars if I didn’t have to fear accostation of tweakers posting in the lobby

God I wish

Yes, and that person is me (6’3" white, American, straight, male, 4.5" flaccid 7.625" erect, uncut, ladies hmu)

“K-Economy” baby!! Middle class exists as a thought experiment only

Yt-dlp is the way. J-Downloader is okay too if you need a good interface but dlp is just too damn powerful to not use

I had low blood sugar I feel a lot better now I ate a Little Debby Football Brownie and feel a lot better now. Ill leave this up as a reminder to myself to look after my health better

I dont care gay boy go kiss ur boyfriend

“I hate potable water” ^^^this guy

Ew, stop wearing plastic clothes

I’d go for the music alone