When your patron runs out of money while you’re working on his bust.

Move it around or wiggle your finger a bit? I dunno

I have it on good authority Shaq touches his ding-a-ling with Icy Hot

No the problem is no one washes their hands. It’s disgusting.

I’ve got most or all of the seasons. I can upload somewhere but not sure where… any ideas?

Oh man, I remember my first time. I think they had to rebuild the entire Starbucks after that.

I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.

I also choose not to talk to you.

Going through my old computer, I found some old memes I made from the Iraqi Invasion and made me make this, 20 years later!

It’s low hanging fruit to make fun of or reference lemmy.world and its issues over the last few weeks.

Also also following.

I can’t wait to wear my Apple Vision Pro while puking my brains out.

Perspective: you’re a cat

Oh man I had an HP laptop back in the day with a discrete NVIDIA graphics card. I could fry an egg on that thing.

Brace yourself, brace yourself memes are coming.

I always thought Reddit Silver simply converted to straight up 💩

Is that like, cannibalism?

More like “when the beans hit just right”

No but I would download some of dem beanz