When we realized we could watch porn on them.

Most who have lived it are dead.

Fitting or not fitting is a matter of cattitude

Probably not fancy enough if you ask the cat!

At least this makes more sense than the American notation.

The fuck you talking about? It’s 311223!

It’s not the leaving trolleys on people’s ways that drives me insane. It’s two people chatting about bullshit in the aisle of the supermarket while blocking the path that has me seeing red.

Of course a cat resistant TP holder is a thing. I’m a little surprised but not all that much.

Beating up someone because they decided the middle of the aisle of my local supermarket was a great place to park their trolley to talk to some other bastard about bullshit nobody cares about while I’m trying to get my shopping over with as fast as possible.

Good thing I get most of my groceries delivered theses days.

*South Korea has entered the chat

This happens in my house! I’ve been afraid to tell my wife about this in case it’ll freak her out or something.

The one from Shrek fame yes.

Me neither but when I do he’s sort of hybridized with that guy from Smash Mouth.

Same thing in the Netherlands. You can have someone vote for you in your stead.

Me too, but I fear I wouldn’t like the answers.

It seems you’re right.

Spielberg was apparently planning a horror film called Night Skies that didn’t get made but material was supposedly reused for ET.

Honestly? ET scared little me more than it probably should have! That little bastard could pop up anywhere and looked even creepier when he was sick.

Hate that guy.