Sorry, I understand why a company would want to capitalize on the crypto bubble if it was 2022, but I meant this more as an existential “whyyyyy” but didn’t have the energy for that.

Why

“I’m not trying to bring anyone down, I’m just trying to bring them down”

“Who the hell is putting my quotes on the internet” - Vladimir Lenin

Ah yeah, kind of a dick move to make fun of someone’s appearance though.

It was used to close one of the doors of the building they occupied

Their solution will be to ban the competition, not offer something better

What are the HIPAA implications of that?

sad yarr

We need one person to be cannibal Jesus and take all the cannibalism on themselves for the good of the rest of us.

Hey hon, y’all want a grump, slump or sonker? - diner waitress that had a stroke

Happy. Birthday.

Being shitty to people is bad for them, more at 11

Maybe instead of spending more on lawyers, just consolidate the streaming services again so they’re more attractive than piracy?

What kind of cat is that

gottem

can you imagine finding the original nuclear semiotics sites and just treating them like we treated the Egyptian tombs lol

Imagine how deranged someone would sound calming saying “I’m very whelmed by this”

thats not jupiter it’s Jruleipiter jeez read the post

“I don’t know, king, what is Truth? Anyway, pass the pie.”