We’re here, frantically paddling to keep up.

Here’s a little known fact, gender neutral bathrooms are just bathrooms.

Darn it. I’m leaving it

I wonder who’s birthday?!

Can’t have sex with it either.

Have you tried changing the filters?

Get a Pixel?

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

I always go six minutes. Fight me.

That’s probably 2% of their holiday bonus!

I’m here for the same reasons. I’m still figuring it out. So far so good though.

BAM! Herpes