An old joke

Question: What does a lesbian bring on a second date?

Answer: A U-Haul.

It is considered a staple of lesbian humor.[5] It is often attributed to comic Lea DeLaria,[6][7] who claimed in her 1997 comedy album, Box Lunch, that she had written it in 1989 — in the album, she gets the audience to yell back the punchline, showing it was already well-known at the time of recording.[8]

As there are numerous U-Hauls involved here, clearly it’s a polycule

Dunno, that might be true in general, but he’d only do it when we were in the living room.

I remember when I was a young lad seeing a magazine about some drama or another involving a ‘love triangle’, and, confused, asking my mother if one of the members of the triangle was gay, since I couldn’t conceive how a love triangle could work otherwise.

There’s a scalie somewhere who is very happy right now, probably

Not ace, am millennial, I also think there are too many sex scenes in movies. The kids are right.

They’re smarter than we were at their age.

Fellow ADHDad? 😉🤪

No kids, but plenty of ADHD.

Plenty of ADHD…

I have an extensive range of absolutely useless trivia I can pull from 😎

Your cat just like me fr fr

But with a ton of extras… and why?

Because you can provide the necessary amount of meat for a cat without it being 100% pure meat, and being less than 100% pure meat:

A. Is cheaper

B. Is less calorie heavy (which is a concern with cats getting chonk)

C. Keeps better, like pemmican

So what’s in cat food?

Meat or fish is usually one of the top ingredients if you look at the label.

Skibidi is the only one I hate, personally.

But my 20s are my most handsome years and now they’re over! In a paltry ten years I’ll have some gray hairs and creases! 😭

Doggo look like shrimp

Spite has kept me alive more than once.

It’s not good, but one takes what one can get in those moments.

like yeah I know but not too my professor, amirite?

Unless…? 👉👈🥺

Quit speaking, you!

Okay Dr. Peterson, let’s put you back into your coma.

Come to think of it, it’s a bit odd that she drank so many Pepsis yet remained so incredibly thirsty.

Say to yourself in the early morning: I shall meet today ungrateful, violent, treacherous, envious, uncharitable men.

Aurelius must have had a meeting with Trump.