You don’t want to know the third thing they tried.

I’m fine… I only have three.

Clown tranquilizers taken. Thanks for the reminder!

And my turds!

Being the most common tree in America doesn’t make the sycamore any less awesome.

They’re big and their canopy is lush. Their limbs are all twisty and knobbly. They’ve got huge leaves that sound amazing blowing in the wind or crunching underfoot. The colloquialism for their seedpods is hilarious and the pods themselves are almost as cool as sweetgum seed pods.

Just some great trees all around.

POOOOOPING WITH THE BAAAATTTHROOOM DOOOOOOR OOOOOOPENNNNNNN!

True freedom is pooping with bathroom door open.

Hence the song.

Wipe your ass.

Real men know that there is a greater tactical advantage to backing out of a parking spot instead of pulling out.

Odd fact of the day: Albuquerque is the exact center of the known universe.

What if proteins were jerks? Prions.

Mmm… Serpent Road…

Technically its the “Necronomicon ex Mortis”. Which of course means “Book of the Dead of the Dead”

Cunk wrote that guide.

Check the gaylord.

Wish I had a copy of my old fish pun thread from the WoW forums…

Turns out it’s Man.

Fistula.

Sounds sexual, but very much isn’t.

Commercial flatscreen panels.

Of course I’m in range.

I can never be out of range of it.