Yeah, I sure as shit wouldn’t use the internet if it wasn’t anonymous, seems like a weird thing to want when people are more concerned for their privacy than ever before.

Muffin.

Seems like PB&Js are your jam.

Pretty fucking good question, actually.

5th of June, or even still June 5th, because it doesn’t have to match the order of the date format.

I didn’t even know seedless watermelons were a thing, so it saddens me to discover that they are, and that they’re bad, since the main reason I don’t like watermelons is having to deal with the seeds.

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

See, I find that level of confidence more realistic, like maybe I could take on a wolf, rather than it being an obvious fact.

You think you can take on a wolf? They aren’t chihuahuas you know.

Seems like just Chinese emperor things.

But why?

Why would people hate on them for adding a commonly requested feature?

Has the same energy as US sport championships.

I’ve literally never heard of this, and I’m sure the cat hasn’t either.

What’s wrong with Momo?

As a Brit I feel conflicted.

If someone could just knock me out for 8 straight hours every night, that’d be great, thanks.

Why do you say that? Just because it’s in those kinds of receptacles?

True. I wake up every day, which I find rather annoying.

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