I… Who is gayer on that scale?

Dr Ye Winjie:

Fucking, GOOD. I want them to come.

If video games had been invented before football, parents would be horrified that people were actually hitting each other for sport.

No no, that’s allowed. It’s the naughty words that are the problem with the world, obviously.

What I’m saying is, that soda machine may have gone years without being cleaned. There was likely some syrup residue caked in the plumbing, not unlike cholesterol in your arteries.

So those old soda dispensers are supposed to be broken down and cleaned every couple of days. When I worked at a restaurant we had a service contact with Coca-Cola to do it. I worked at a TGIChillibees so it’s not like the maintenance contract was a big deal. Smaller family owned restaurants probably can’t afford it, and don’t take the time to do it.

I don’t want my cola mixing with Sprite in the drink cloaca! I just want my fries and greasy burger with a crisp white sprite you damn kids don’t understand!

Is it possible this is a Gen alpha joke that we’re all the butt of?

That sounds like something a quitter says. YOU LOOK AT SEXY JASON ALEXANDER UNTIL YOU POP

Careful. They’ll hunt you down and ban you from life on my instance for thinking dirty thoughts too loud.

Ghost of Yotei sucked that taint so hard it has made me audibly groan more than once.

At one point I was kicking some boss’ ass so hard the game started glitching out because the environment was supposed to gradually start catching on fire. It went from cute little dueling ring to flames popping in all around, and at full health triggering a cut scene where Atsu is crawling on the ground fighting for her life.

Within half an hour of that encounter I was dueling a guy who 1 hit killed me within a second of the duel starting. Literally the instant I have control over my character I have to either dodge or block, depending on what color the attack is, but because the PS5 controller has so much input lag, I actually need to be pressing that button a moment before I actually can.

Cut to wandering around looking for literally any combat just to see if I’m crazy but none of the regular mooks can even touch me. Or I get absolutely annihilated by magical teleporting dudes making attacks that literally cannot be avoided. There is no in-between.

Buddy, fucking what?

That’s right, well that at least makes more sense.

He’s already admitted as much, there are minor changes to what he’d planned but the show’s ultimate ending is very similar to what he’d written in his notes. Bran becomes the king in the South for some reason, Samsa queen in the North, Aria goes off on an adventure and John Snow goes back to the night watch, having grown exactly 0% after they fucking murdered him, which consequently is where the books leave off.

So if you take that ending as canon, that John Snow dies and so Westeros falls, I gotta say it’s a brave ending.

I mean I’ve have Lingua tacos, gotta be similar right? Right??

Hehe. I’m eating marbles!

Cronch cronch cronch

My favorite thing about b&h is, I have a buddy who’s big in to camera stuff, every time we’ve been in the same room and he’s decided to finally pull the trigger on a new camera thing it’s been Friday evening. B&H will hold on to your request until Sunday morning to actually process anything. It’s just really funny to me that he’s literally had to wait, every single time.

The bad news is Kroger isn’t everywhere.

The good news is you don’t actually have to go to a Kroger.

You can go to any of: Bakers, City Market, Dillons, Food4Less, frys, Foods Co, Fred Myer, Gerber Market, Harris Market, Jay C, King Super, Mariano’s, Metro Market, PayLess, QFC, Ralphs, Ruler Foods, or Smith’s food and drug, and steal from them.

Bluetooth speaker in your pocket and a beep sound on your partner’s phone.

Kroger is a grocery chain in the US that is attempting to monopolize grocery stores.

It is always moral and just to steal from Kroger.