Googly eyes always make me laugh. There’s a realtor in my area that has been advertising for decades on billboards, and sometime early 2025, some hero took extremely large googly eyes and stuck them over his picture. I have no clue what glue they used but they’re still up there.

This is how I found out from my mom that my family apparently has generational beef with theirs. My grandpa apparently loved terrorizing the guy’s dad because they were assholes and my mom ended up competing with him in real estate for a little while.

Thank you googly eyes.

Another great line you’re good at this.

It’s supposed to read like dialogue.