“Never Delete Anything” is Standard at every place I’ve worked. What happens is that anything that is requested to be deleted is simply marked as “Deleted” in the database.

Bud, you’re still doing it.

“I did it that way because I can’t be bothered to do it right.”

You’re doing it too… terrible choice of first name vs last

Your ISP is suddenly asking for more money. What are you gonna do? Disconnect from the internet?