I swear to God I’m not trying to be a dick, but just so you know the phrase is “for all Intents and purposes.”

Good. Read, Thanks!

Ah, shit. You are correct my ass was too stoned. My bad.

The Baptist church is the grift. As is the majority of modern organized religion.

They’re grifting grifters. I see no problem.

I love 2.5 hours before it goes off. I tend to wake up dead to the world be it 5:30am or 7am. At least at 5:30 I can indulge my want to go back to sleep…

ChatGPT rewrite this already well laid out explanation

I … I don’t get it. Is it Toes instead of toast? I read this sentence and know it’s funny, but I cannot for the life of me decipher why.

I had never once experienced this. They WOULDNT let you bring the game back early? Admittedly my days of blockbuster a few, I think they closed when I was 9 or 10, but I can’t see a reason they wouldn’t take it early…

Every time I shake the treats I yell “Kittens Assemble” and now they do it anytime I say it. My favorite party trick. They come absolutely hauling ass out of wherever they were.