Spoken like someone who hasn’t had a good roast dinner or cottage pie.

The slightly misshapen head and facial features from fetal alcohol syndrome.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:

It’s ok.

You took action to remedy the immediate problem. That’s a huge step.

Now you’re grieving for the current state and how it could have gotten this bad. It’s ok to cry and accept that your past self made mistakes, when you’re able to you should forgive your past self. Take as long as you need to do that.

What comes next is getting to your feet and just fix it up a little. Doesn’t have to be a lot and it won’t all get done overnight. All that’s needed is just 1% everyday. It’s ok to take a break, it’s ok to go slower, but a little progress everyday and you’ll get there.

Depends if the current british owners are emotionally abusing their nephew by keeping him there.

Ah Knights Tale, good film.

The Akira Slide.

(Chef’s kiss)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

And the Americans give us shit for our food, the fuck is this? America, explain!

This quote has got to be up there with

“The secret ingredient is crime.”

And

“That crack is very moreish.”

I’d also like an explanation.

How the fuck are you spending 10 quid on spices?! You can get a good few for 5 at Lidl or Aldi.

Also, having been someone that poor, people in that position should understand spices and at least have a few of them because it was one of the few things that kept me going that at least my toast and tinned veg & hotdog pasta both had some flavour.

(looks at arms)

Now listen here you little shit!

Does the cat wear a turtle-neck sweater/jumper?

So for all of apple’s design faults, I genuinely think this might have been intentional because it feels like the venn diagram of Apple software engineers and cat owners is more like a circle.

John’s done being sorry.

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.

Oh yeah pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to a null.

Fig. 1 - Meanwhile your C programming lecturer.

McGonagall spots him, confiscates it, goes back to her office, sparks it back up and gets to ripping phat drags.

Given that Potter is a blank slate of which JK Rowling occasionally used to espouse derisions against characters’ actions that didn’t align with her “don’t-rock-the-boat” neo-liberal attitude, Potter would 100% act like that.

Without the man upon my back.