So what you’re really saying is that it’s definitely going to happen

TFW you’re 13 and your dreams are coming true

Online political partisanship

Molasses candy

I’m helping!

He hasn’t fallen down because he doesn’t realize he’s dead

Goofy, you’re facing 10 years in prison

Congratulations, you have understood the lesson Monopoly set out to teach us: This Nightmare Must End And Never Happen Again

Downward Cat

Nice

Jokes aren’t real, open your eyes sheeple!

Actually the idea that memes should be ‘good’ is a dangerous lie perpeuated by the capitalist cishet white patriarchy. Memes are supposed to be brave and important.

Son of a bitch…

You guys have been predicting the collapse of capitalism for like 150 years. At some point you have to admit that your theory was wrong and go back to the drawing board. This is just sad.

If you think Das Kapital is in any way ‘science’ you’re fucking stupid

Isn’t the strongest point of leverage that special interests currently have how expensive political campaigns are in terms of both money and time (and special interests’ ability to provide both)? Sortition would eliminate this.

Making a social network where people can send pictures to each other, then selling it to a big corporation for billions.

I use an app called AMDroid, it makes me do math in my head before I can shut it off. Works every time.

Somehow I’m not surprised the tallest one is the must successful

It could be a bumpy road, but go for it. Remember that no matter what happens, someone else has probably been there before and has asked for help online