I went over my home data cap a couple times. The ISP rep was not amused when I called to have them bump my speed down to the lowest tier and add unlimited data. I pay less now and the speed difference is not noticeable for me with daily usage. I told them I was going to download random crap all day, delete, and redownload out of spite lol.

Fair, enough

How do you feel about punctuation?

Huh, I wonder what the common denominator was.

It’s not easy being green.

Too much hair

The brain is the largest erogenous zone.

It’s true though, way too gamey.

Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled “DP for universal healthcare” or “gang bang to end the war in Gaza”.

I’m color blind so I’m going to assume this has something to do with gay sex.

Looks like it’s going fast just sittin there

I had a lot of fun with one of these when I was a teenager. Trying to do donuts backwards, off-roading through the woods chasing after my friends that were on dirt bikes, taking the back seats out to fit all manner of things inside…

I think about the only thing it didn’t do was get me laid lmao

Coolin?

Rich, creamy, garlic

Sex is like emotional support, I’ll take it where I can get it.

In one universe at least.

For ponderin

I would also fart and pee myself if I ever met Homander

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no