!remindme how annoying these fucking comments were.

My Stardew Valley spouse is very happy with me I’ll have you know.

My brain on drugs: bad, probably

My brain on thinkpads: almost certainly an improvement

It said “yeah”.

Double checkmate.

I just asked it and it says that it can.

Checkmate.

At least everyone in this call is professional enough to be off casket.

It’s how you test the temp. You wanna see that good sizzle.

They are really only good to eat when young. Older ones are riddled with parasites and very tough/gamey I hear.

He’s high as balls

Thanks for continuing to post Shel Silverstein. My mom used to read “where the sidewalk ends” to me when I was younger and I always loved it.

Piper? Is that you?

I use the Orion browser with uBlock Origin installed and get 0 ads on YouTube.

Love a good mashed potato. Boil until soft, mash with some butter/cream/milk. Salt and pepper to taste. Fantastic stuff.

This is the right answer. It’s worth noting I traveled domestically and internationally quite a bit lately and I carry prescribed and controlled meds loose in a container. I carry maybe 6 pills total and no one has ever cared or asked about them.

I’ve literally never had it with fries. Perhaps obvious, but it’s my go to for any kind of Asian noodle or fried rice.

Whole grain sourdough starter?

Not the topic at hand but,

it seems Americans hate the idea of installing any third-party messaging apps

For me, I can talk to literally everyone I want to via the stock messaging app (iMessage in this case). I get no value from installing a second messaging app for a specific human or two.

Nope. Just whatever is latest stable.

as environmentally responsible creatures, I suspect woodchucks would encourage the recycling of wood over simply chucking it

If you’re curious what Siri says today when asked.

“Oh how cute, I’ll send this to my significant other…oh nevermind”