I give oral first for obvious reasons buddy guy.

Now im imagining your 2nd date cook off competition with categories to win and judges to score it.

School of magic? unless you were a grander wizard then expected.

I think the first date is exchanging dick pics and stats on grindr. Engagement is when we first hook up. Getting hitched is the 2nd hookup.

By staying up late, we exert some infinitely small level of control over our lives. We get to choose when the free time ends.

Compare that to admitting defeat and going to bed to be well rested for your wage slave job where you generate shareholder value that you will never see yourself.

Its an easy choice. Stay up late, work to rule, form a cross industry collaboration with other unions and bring the economy to its knees.

Finally, based .world

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Humans_IRL

Pizza

“Are you really staying off windows for good?”

Yes | Remind Me Later

Okay

Nature is cruel, and we came from nature.

God

“Now they have to bail me out.”

I think the reason the movie exists is because Tom green just needed an excuse to jerk off a horse.

Shibby

Dennis hopper was just crushing it back in the day.

Waterworld

Dennis Hopper was just crushing it back in the day.

Robot jox