Plus the two overlaping photos on the wall.

When I had cats, they would sometimes climb into my pants/boxers between my legs on the ground like some kind of cat hammock. Thankfully I wash my ass.

This, but for my dogs.

In their defense, I am often present for their bathroom time.

I did a quick Google and this came up.

https://www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-Compliance-Requirements

So which Linux distribution is the most pro-Israel?

I think that I need a little more convincing.

(Obligatory and huge /S)

(Also probably Oracle Linux because of course)

Playing the long game.

Meanwhile… At the Intel board meeting… Qualcomm: (Unzips fly, unfurls testicles, placing them on the table for all to see) “I want to buy Intel”.

Please please please please please please please please

As a dog owner, I agree.

Autobots roll out!

Oh I know

Hmmm maybe it’s time to solicit that VPN that doesn’t collect logs and is shady enough to accept cash payment…

I chuckled at the Eel with the “TUMOR” line but I have a dark sense of humor. A couple others made me smile.

When my Mom was in hospice, they strung balloons and a banner on her birthday. She passed two days later. I was cathartic, but I sung happy birthday to her. Sometimes the absurdity can be a comfort when you’re vulnerable.

I mean killer robots from the future could solve many problems. I can elaborate, but you’re going to have to think 4th dimensionally.

No one to morn you!?

Choose Carl the Cannibal!

He’ll savor you!

McDonald’s: The McRib is back!

Walmart online is pretty good for most things. Not everything. But if I can get it on Walmart I do… Walmart plus is pretty good. It currently comes with Paramount Plus, which doesn’t show ads with my pi-hole (so far, Roku), and compared with Amazon Prime showing ads…

Anyway fuck Amazon.

This is why I believe that they are still chasing Metro UI and reinventing every app out of control panel .

Windows phone was ahead of it’s time.

But now my computer is becoming a phone.

Maybe that’s the point?

I mostly use my phone now anyway…

But it’s Samsung…

I present semi-chub. Carry on fellow meme warrior.

At least on Wednesdays.

My cock is not inspired after reading this bad take.

John Carmack is human intelligence and therefore more valuable than artificially generated drivel.

-edit- I mistook inspecting for inspiring for your name. I’m leaving it.