Worst brand synergy since Michael Jackson’s sponsorship deal with Kinder Surprise 😛

Beef Wellington: the fake socioeconomic background of Hyacint “Bouquet”

Corn dog: the real socioeconomic background of Hyacinth Bucket

I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛

:.|:;

Yeah, it’s the brilliant song A Mistake by Fiona Apple lol

The opening line is “I’m gonna make a mistake, gonna do it on purpose” 😁

Executed by who? The IDF?

15 cm or so, if memory serves. They haven’t been available here for over a decade 😔

Related Fiona Apple masterpiece

Reminds me of one of my favorite passages from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Arthur Dent: “what’s causing all this?”

Ford Prefect: “eddies in the spacetime continuum”

Arthur Dent: “is he now?”

I don’t usually have any problems, but going from browsing in black mode in a dark room at 11 pm to getting a screenful of white was quite jarring…

No thanks, I already ate

Argh! Light mode!

Actually, that would…Wait a minute!

Speaking of hotlines, here’s the official contact form for Governor Hochul in case you want to comment on the proposal and her performance in general.

And for no related reason whatsoever, here’s the entire script of Bee Movie

Who’s more poor than the moon, though? It not just doesn’t have any money, it’s not even ALLOWED to own money!

Why doesn’t @[email protected] just MARRY screenshots if they like them so much?

Oh yeah! I remember that too, now that you mentioned it! That frog was hella polite-looking! As is his capy successor 😁

that the moment a physical book is published and sold through it immediately becomes “not available for sale”

Because that specific book now has a new owner who can keep it or sell it as they see fit. Like people still do with physical games.

If you mean that a book becomes generally unavailable when it’s between printings, though, you’re wrong.

Publishers overlap print runs and begin selling the first paperbacks before they’ve sold out the initial hard cover prints PRECISELY to avoid the situation you seem to think happens with every single book.

Probably because overall, this app collection treats you like a machine in need of precise optimization and maintenance of everything including relaxation?

That’s what creeps ME out about it, at least 🤷