She’s been duly briefed 😁🥰

Sure thing on the first part, but I’m not sure which report you’re referring to… One by the always fabulous Rachel Bloom, I hope 😁

In D2’s defense, it’s all we hear 🤷

It’s weird to think that if our architectural tendencies leaned towards pyramids we’d probably have a goat problem about as bad, goats just randomly hanging out on the sides of buildings lol

She looks like someone took a calico and turned the brightness setting WAY up. And also adorable 🥰

True, but in the US, the song has been overplayed so much that people tend to hate it more than much worse songs.

Same thing happened to Wham’s Last Christmas (which was a worse song to begin with) in Scandinavia, Germany, and probably elsewhere too.

She already gets a gigantic one every year, owing to her being one of the few popular musicians who actually own the rights to their music (the vast majority of popular music being owned by just 3 conglomerates), but still she keeps going.

She even calls the excruciatingly extended Christmas period “Mariah SZN” 🤮🤬

Same here in Denmark. I likes me some careless whispers and being woken up before you go go, but Last Christmas can fuck right off forever.

I’m torn on this one.

Part of me is convinced that just putting a flower in the barrel would stop all war. Then I’ll make sure to put it in my hair before going to San Francisco, even though I totally forgot the first time.

Another part of me believes that I’m gonna have to solve the problem by getting so high on red agave shrooms that I can’t feel the bullet and thus become an invincible berserker. Might sack York too, if there’s time.

Original quote from the #1 feel good rom com of 1996, Trainspotting:

Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers… Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that?

“I’d like to take a bite of THAT cheesecake” - Sir Mousealot

H for Herbert.

I love taking screenshots of people with very expressive faces!

They look fine (arguably better, or at least more engaging, than most) when in motion, but when you pause a video of them, they’re almost guaranteed to look comically weird because they’re between two expressions 😁

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Is a cute name for a transmasc boy.

“Too”? It was ONLY because of gambling. To this day, the gambling industry cringetastically calls itself the “gaming industry”

Accept no substitutes.

I’d ride me so hard

If they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them… tell them that I never turned down a friend. I… never turned down a stranger for that matter.

• Cassandra Peterson as Elvira

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap

• Dolly Parton as herself

Granted, those aren’t that representative of them, but they’re still both great lines 😁