Fucking terrified. I’ve never seen corpos circle their wagons like this before. It’s hilarious.

Hackers

Pro CEO and Pro Corporate

What fuckery is this?

Luigi definitely didn’t have bitch tits.

Burn corpo shit.

I’m willing to bet Lewis has some very strong opinions about women, race relations, and video game journalism.

I tried switching to an alum block for those exact concerns. Didn’t work for me and made me actually smell worse than when I forget to put on antiperspirant. I think I’d rather risk cancer and not smell like a pair of used gym shorts.

Shiloh because I fuck with anyone down with Gary Numan.

Back in my day we drank from the hose if we got thirsty and lined up in the street to get sprayed with DDT and painted our homes with lead. Those were the days!