I believe the internals are all made from freedomite and it’s all a brand new design.

That’s fine, you’re all ok with American made laptops, right?

How much more annoying the (much) younger generations would be.

I’m sticking with “Twitter (currently known as X)”.

The blue sky, out of the box thinking will disrupt the glass ceiling.

Oh please. Wait until they release double-sided, double-density 128bit AI quantum blockchain that runs on premises/in the cloud edge hybrid.

Arguable. I’d say it’s the same but the size of the pieces varies.

Rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Plus “Into pieces” is rather unnecessary there.

Why would he not celebrate Santas birthday?

Yeah. Give a cashier a wage, or give me a staff discount.

Or… crazy idea but how about we just listen to what the experts have been recommending we do for years and actually implement some of it?

287 degrees here, much warmer than expected.

Plenty of meat bags walking around now without a fully functioning brain. Can we use those?

Yeah, you’re right. If I’d have spoken up earlier then people would have listened!

Ruination.

Maybe I’m just thinking the crudeness of the term is downplaying the seriousness somewhat.

I’ll award virtual internet points that you can redeem for absolutely nothing to anyone who can come up with a better term.

Don’t ask me, my English is abysmal.

Worsening, decline?

Maybe there isn’t a single word.

Am I the only one that really detests the word “enshittification”? It feels like someone couldn’t be bothered to look up the correct term and lots of other lazy people ran with it.

Mind you, that feels like modern language in a nutshell.

Poor guy, I guess legally he hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

“Breeding it” and “breeding from it” sound very different to my mind.