Once, I was given a real menu and then told to use the QR code to place an order.
I said, “No.”
“But you have to.”
“Haha, no.”
I showed her what I wanted and put the menu back in her hands. She left dejected and returned wordlessly with my food.
Don’t be a technocrat when I’m hungry.
An app which is just a webview of the site.
Jesus is always showing off his backgrounds.
The “escalator temporarily stairs” joke was made by Osaka in Azumanga Daiou back in the 1990s.
At least that’s what the English translation said.
TO BRING HONOR AND GLORY TO YOUR HOUSE!!!
How to be an honorable woman:
You hold your sandwiches like this? Weirdo…
That’s where all the baby states are made.
I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app, Anon. How am I suppose to launch this game if I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app?
Apps that can’t stand on their own should be deleted, whether it’s nefarious or not.
What? No Magnum 44 marker?
Getting a donation pool together to help build the Elon Musk Gender Therapy & Surgical Reassignment Center after he croaks.
Shit’s getting real in Honey’s legal department.
“Take my wife, please!”
It’s my elementary school gym teacher.
Oh look, animal abuse.
[ CODEC CALL ]
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[ CODEC CALL ]
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[ CODEC CALL ]
“Colonel, this is Snake. I’m at the disposal facility.”
“Good work, age hasn’t slowed you down one bit.”
A nearby Ouiji board spells out: Y O U R T U R N
Neighbors: “ACAB!”
Dog: “Please, I’m retired.”
Oh lawd, he comin’!