Eating corn isn’t saying goodbye. It’s saying see you later.

Cleveland: “No, no, no, NO!”

How your email found me.

Join us next December as we remind you that the end of 2026 is closer to the year 2050 than 9/11.

They probably sit out there in shorts.

{lemmysilver}

I don’t think that’s too common though.

Most American and just about every European SNES says hi.

Web forum: “Your avatar is too big.”

I like how Shiprock is a place no ship could ever reach.

Make Louisiana Purchase Again!

Cascadia.

You’re a living personification of “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”

I’ll accept a tablet. But the first time it malfunctions, Miss Minimum Wage is standing at the table writing my order down on paper.

I’ve always liked Amnesia more than Tubthumping.

For context, in 2010 Apple had just released the iPhone 4 and BlackBerry had the Bold & Pearl.

Why doesn’t anyone want sliding keyboard phone that shamelessly looks like a knockoff iPhone 3G and runs none of those apps?

Well I wouldn’t want my pregnant male consort operating heavy machinery, so No.

Don’t be fooled, that cop is being kidnapped.

I think living in any given GTA game is safer than living in America.

The People’s Front of Judea