You fool! Now that I have your auth code, I’m gonna steal all of your internets!

alexa order corn no don’t do that cancel oh for crying out loud it’s typing everything I say give it here no stop how do I turn it off Aspargus

Women are you and I

Every chicken place in their county should serve bone-in boneless chicken just because they can now.

nginx is mature and has a lot of support online. A lot of server projects assume you’re using nginx, as well. I’ve only ever seen caddy instructions on newer projects and even then, they usually also have nginx instructions.

Plus, I already know how to use it.

rule

The trick is vertex colors

I am mad about this.

Mmmm… Pickle…

I counterspell with rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

Kirin J. Callinan’s “Big Enough”

just a nibble…

Who tf considers their teeth clean in 60 seconds?

Edit: “Less time than it takes to brush your teeth…” I should have some coffee.

I love consuming guys

My first thought while reading this post was “emoji analysis”

Maybe sudo apt upgrade package-name

I hardly ever have to upgrade just one package. Otherwise, you’ll need an updated .deb package and use dpkg

My go-to is “Don’t be a dick” followed by a concise disclaimer that the rules aren’t exhaustive.

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .

Recipe please

Sad day. Guess I’ll have to make my own.