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this is the most reddit thing i have seen in my life

gotta love seeing everyone else celebrating something about the date that we are already done with

🎶do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!🎶

must be, because half of them have the sponsor segment as its own chapter in the video, making it super easy to skip. I don’t imagine they would make it as easy if they really wanted you to watch it.

I remember getting like 3 tickets for “part 1 out of 2 for a free car” a few months ago when they were doing the monopoly thing. I now realise that the employees probably just took all the part 2 ones for themselves.

printer ink, it costs them like 3 cents to make each cartridge and they sell it for so god damn much.

they also go out of their way to have chips in the cartridges and in the printers that make the printer not function if any ink is even running low, doesn’t matter if you want to print something in black and white you had better fucking buy more cyan ink

what happened before humans simulator

why does that sticker look like you poorly photoshopped text on it

if you face your palm to the side rather than to the ground it looks less bad

this would be where i would make a joke about americans but i know many people who would probably try to dive into a 4 foot deep pool so it goes both ways

use firefox + ublock, i have yet to see an ad on youtube with this.

also stuff like privacy badger is useful

you can then replace your brain with a brain 2™

i don’t remember that episode of sesame street

allow me to introduce you to splatoon

you can hear this image

i could feel my braincells commit suicide as i read this

i wish i could post images in the comments i can not express my disgust with just words