So you take her for walks I assume? How is that going? My cat is basically not walking on the leash.

Uggh. That’s dark

Who is the verified Wendy’s, and who allowed them to speak?

This should be a TheOnion article 🤣

A phone won’t vibrate strongly enough for you? You could adjust the intensity of those you know

I’m kinda seeing this meme every month somewhere. It’s old, but always valid

Why three tries in the top panel? It normally takes me 4, bcs I also try it sideways - but you got it right the first time, noi?

Yeah, XMPP is great and all, but the client side is a big old mess, everything is full of friction and missing support for feature xyz. Have you tried using XMPP on iOS?

Sure, but now you show me all the clients that supported OTR back then 😜 - or now, for that matter. Besides, OTR doesn’t work in multi user chats. OMEMO does, and support for it is still not exactly widespread…

How many contacts do you have in Threema though?

You mean text editing after sending? I would definitely not consider that a “basic” feature - we are talking about E2EE here, editing a message that you already encrypted locally and then sent on its way is by no means trivial - especially with the kind of E2EE that we have nowadays.

That was the time when all the apps were standard XMPP. It didn’t have proper encryption back then. WhatsApp is still XMPP nowadays, but excluding federation and non-standard implementation on Meta servers and so on

I would not recommend using music to learn a language, especially if the lyrics don’t stick in yr head easily (which IMO is basically its only advantage). The lyrics normally do not contain everyday vocabulary and/or grammar, it’s just not useful for communication. It is, however, often helpful for forming some sort of “emotional bond” with the target language, increasing motivation to dig deeper into it. It can also give you a better access to its specific, well, musical qualities. But then, just the bare spoken (not sung) sound of it can accomplish that just as well, if you’re willing to listen. Music will not help you get along with everyday tasks, improving communications, talking about yourself and other subjects, participating in discussions etc. Intentfully listening to spoken text/conversations is far more effective for that - even more so if it’s authentic (not scripted, not produced for recordings, read by actors etc)

Who didn’t let the Gorilla into the Opera house? The people in charge of that decision

Actually, having sex on the road while driving isn’t fun.

I don’t know what my o-face looks like, because my partner refuses to hold up a mirror while fucking. But there probably should be one with clenched teeth in the gallery

Satanic Christmas?

Is it possible that you maybe live in Germany? I hear it’s chock full of Germans there!

Exactly my thoughts