Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

Fuckin’ oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.

Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.

This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.

And now I’ll think about it for years.

This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.

Hashtag producestrong

Literally the first rule of Raccoon Club. You don’t talk about Raccoon Club.

If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.

Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.

Yes. American Pie - Summer Edition. Just as warm, but a little bit wetter.

Mine tried to hide in the cabinet above the sink. His guilty ass was displayed prominently on their website for years!

If that was the intentent, I get it. But if you’re going to flip the bird you should at least send it INTO the camera to enforce the message. This just feels stupid.

Total eclipse of the fart. Time to put your viewing glasses back on.

Why are most of their palms facing outward?

I’ve never seen it done that way. It seems really uncomfortable and a bad way to to transition into a fistfight if shit’s about to go down.

Looks pretty neat!

The family pets disagree.

I hated laughing at this.

Not your average Gregular guy

Oh, hey now… There’s nothing worth jawing about here /s

Artificial Intelligence at this stage is Artificial Ignorance. It’s not ready to be unleashed onto anyone who blindly trusts anything they read.

… you’ve never doubled down before?