Thank you, government 🛐

I was gonna say, I do this with my toddler laughing his head off in the seat XD

Still better than AI slop 👍

Same with my wife

But I can get smelly enough that I find it unpleasant in a couple hours XD

That same cat hates fish, will steal bread or pasta right off your plate, and only drinks water by dipping his paw in it and licking it off. He’s weird

Most of them hate the smell. One of my cats would slightly bite the peel of oranges and rub his face on them. We have to hide our oranges to stop him poisoning himself 🙄

Alligator! ^bruh

Annual psychiatric screening 👍

Got a few things I’d sure love to have caught 5 years earlier than I did

No thought, head empty 👍

I watch Independence Day every 4th of July, but what I like to call the “abridged version” where I watch until the aliens blow up the White House and then I’m done =)

He’s done quite a bit of sci-fi! Off the top of my head I can think of

• Men in Black
• I, Robot
• I am Legend
• Independence Day

Horny on main

Just looked it up and apparently my state actually has a remarkably low rate of traffic deaths, so apparently we’re actually pretty good drivers

(He fully understands the jokes. In fact, he considers the dirty jokes inspired by his name to be his most precious cultural inheritance, as crass humor is an almost universal staple of goblin society)

I want to play a D&D goblin named Gob. Short for Goblin, full name Goblin D. Snuts. I want him to be a very intelligent and well-mannered anthropologist who studies various goblinoid cultures, and I want him to constantly praise their “rich oral tradition” and not understand why people think it’s funny that Goblin D. Snuts is talking about oral tradition.

Make America Homoerotic Always

more than 300 million Americans

Last I checked, that’s all of 'em

I’d honestly give it 50-50 that he was the one who came up with the idea for the cake XD

They would be bought for the purpose, not someone else’s =)