

I was gonna say, I do this with my toddler laughing his head off in the seat XD


Still better than AI slop 👍


Same with my wife
But I can get smelly enough that I find it unpleasant in a couple hours XD
That same cat hates fish, will steal bread or pasta right off your plate, and only drinks water by dipping his paw in it and licking it off. He’s weird
Most of them hate the smell. One of my cats would slightly bite the peel of oranges and rub his face on them. We have to hide our oranges to stop him poisoning himself 🙄
Annual psychiatric screening 👍
Got a few things I’d sure love to have caught 5 years earlier than I did


I watch Independence Day every 4th of July, but what I like to call the “abridged version” where I watch until the aliens blow up the White House and then I’m done =)


He’s done quite a bit of sci-fi! Off the top of my head I can think of
Horny on main


Just looked it up and apparently my state actually has a remarkably low rate of traffic deaths, so apparently we’re actually pretty good drivers
(He fully understands the jokes. In fact, he considers the dirty jokes inspired by his name to be his most precious cultural inheritance, as crass humor is an almost universal staple of goblin society)
I want to play a D&D goblin named Gob. Short for Goblin, full name Goblin D. Snuts. I want him to be a very intelligent and well-mannered anthropologist who studies various goblinoid cultures, and I want him to constantly praise their “rich oral tradition” and not understand why people think it’s funny that Goblin D. Snuts is talking about oral tradition.
Make America Homoerotic Always


more than 300 million Americans
Last I checked, that’s all of 'em
I’d honestly give it 50-50 that he was the one who came up with the idea for the cake XD


They would be bought for the purpose, not someone else’s =)
Thank you, government 🛐