I had a toilet where the seat just wouldn’t stay up. It was just easier to sit. And even when I didn’t have this toulet I would sit in the middle of the night to keep the noise down and not have to turn on the light. I called this the “tactical piss”.
But guys who are just super against it are weird. Doesn’t make you any less of a guy my guy.
Jokes on you I pirates mine!
Fart monster two k telling it like it is
My bird feeder is for cat entertainment purposes anyway. Cats seem equally happy with birds or squirrels. Not a boomer but I guess I’d understand if I wanted to see birds.
Hahaha. I wish it was single handedly my incompetence that sunk these companies. I know it’s not because I never got my golden parachute.
Yep. Had a family member buy me Ryobi and 2 batteries. Guess I’m a Ryobi man now
I’ve legit been a manager for 3 companies that have gone out of business now. Not either of those two but one was a major internationally recognized brand. Seems pointless to post them on my résumé but I still do. Almost seems like I’m the kiss of death.
Women are a bit of a triangle of the earth.
Then it repeats. Not sure what it means
I literally laughed so hard I cried.
Yet another justification for piracy
Careful. If you sign up for Disney plus and then Disney kills your wife YOU CAN’T SUE!
In china I had a UK roommate. He was on the phone with his mom mid week when she should have been at work. I asked if she was sick and he was like “No. She took some vacation days to tidy the house.” My jaw hit the floor. My vacation days in the US were so precious and so few that I’d never fathom using any to do chores. Unreal that you can have so much vacation you’d elect to spend it doing chores.
What? Jesus man come on!
I thought the Nitro EV was a pretty normal EV
A guy in a rugby jersey, with the build of a rugby player, grabbed me by the shoulders and shouted in my face “I don’t care if I die tonight!” And headbutted me right in the forehead After I told him I didn’t have a cigarette. Luckily I was with 6 friends, they took care of it.
I have no proof but it was Def the CIA
But then parlaying that into “NASA must be lying earth flat” or “Imma videogame this pizza parlor” is where the problems begin
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