Geostationary orbit is waaaaay high.

Agreed, reading this summoned the SpongeBob narrator in my mind.

Terminator 2

Flight Simulator… 2? 1988, MS-DOS

I’m not fast but this looks like Taiwan indeed (compare with the pole in the upper left of the picture).

Wanker, Texas Rager

Double edge safety razor. Edwin Jagger DE8x is a good choice as not aggressive (the x doesn’t matter, it’s the design of the handle). For the blades, I use feathers, but it doesn’t really matter.

No need to press. Just glide softly on the stretched soaped surface, in no specific direction, while lifting your dick with the other wrist and holding the balls with the other hand. For the shaft, don’t go against the grain. You’ll nick yourself (no big deal).

Also I typically reserve the brand new blades for my face, maybe it helps.

For the hero image, that could possibly just be an attempt at a “fun” way of showing that they can carry a lot by mean of hyperbole.

“Look at that tiny truck, it’s bursting with boxes!”

They just fall off when unpowered.

Because if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)

Now you can open a hair salon in France.

There’s a guy, Isaac Newton, he’s 57. Ask him about his second third law, hopefully he came up with it already.

I steer gigantic metal birds pulled by armies of horses carrying dozens of people, to the antipodes… in less than one day… using dead animal juice.

Yes, otherwise he would have said “les Anglais”.

If you tried copilot at the beginning, it’s improved a lot since, now it’s using GPT-4.

Don’t blast heavy metal.

I’d think so. They may have been talking about a ground air conditioning cart.

Edit to add: APUs burn fuel, are noisy, and some airports are very picky about their use, rightly so. But typically these airports offer ground air conditioning. If not, you ask them to start the APU when it gets too hot in the plane.

I worked for an airline that was picky about it, but the bottom line was a riot on board was worse than burning fuel. Never been told no by the airport in reasonable conditions.