comedy

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi

What will be the Windows equivalent to “drink verification can?”

I always thought Ibanez was the worst for this. “What guitar would sound good on this track? I know - the SEW761CW! Or, if not, maybe a AZS2200F?”

So are the school kids

Well that’s good

Was that hippo balancing a stack of bowls on its nose?

I remember the install CD had the Weezer “Buddy Holly” video on it. It felt pretty fancy

Tell me more of this “sex magic” you speak of

OP won’t reply to this one…

RIP, King. 👑

Actually, you’re right. I take that back. I let my personal dislike for the game override my thought processes. There are plenty of people who like the game, as odd as I find that fact.

It’s huge in popular culture because of the source filmmaker porn. Certainly not the game itself.

Thank you

Little bit of A, little bit of B

.biz always seemed a bit sketchy. Would probably also avoid .nk

Write something at first; maybe use one of your partial ideas and really concentrate on making something small, but good. Now, put that away somewhere out of the way, but still accessible.

Now, write something else entirely. Maybe another small project. Keep going. Write more. Do a little writing each day, and in between, read stuff written for different audiences. Read MLK’s “Letters from a Birmingham Jail.” Read some sci-fi. Read a comic book. Read a boring, dry report about something. Absorb, then write again.

Now, after a month or so, maybe two, pull out the first thing you wrote. It will give you a good gauge of the progress you’ve made. And you might hate what you wrote, and that’s OK, as long as you realize that the first thing you wrote is the floor, and you’re only going to get better from that point on. Finally, plan! Sometimes creative genius can come out of the ether, but it’s best to plan and not rely on that happening. Give yourself a destination and rough idea of how you’ll get there. Then let the wind take you.

Best of luck, and enjoy!

If you’re looking for podcasts, and you know the ones you are looking for, many have RSS feeds you can subscribe to. I don’t know if there is an open-source podcast player with discovery features, but there might be?

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More than childish, it’s pathetic.

I bet Spez called his Dad to wish him a Happy Father’s Day, and his Dad just hung up on him.