Boomer humor

On the weekends my blood has a good percentage of potato in it. Though I don’t think that’s as good as potato free blood.

Potatoes, what can’t they do?

Then you find potatoes thrown all around the neighborhood.

It’s like pop tart people living in little toasters houses.

Most homophobes are

WALL-E was depressingly prescient.

They know what they were doing with the bra section of their catalogues.

Isn’t that the point? Allow anybody (including foreign crypto holders) to funnel money into the Trump family bank account with zero accountability?

The FAQ made me lol. Here’s my favorites.

How do you know who didn’t vote?

We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “[email protected]” as your referrer, and they’ll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

Right. Just make great lemmy content and screenshot it. Then when people ask for the source you provide the lemmy link

The freezer handle has fallen off. The plastic drawers are cracked or fallen off altogether. The ice maker will make ice even if it is full and will end up getting jammed. Otherwise, it cools and freezes.

I hate that fridge

Class action lawsuits are gonna be a mother fucker

Exactly. But the people I favor of billionaires don’t care.

Regulation is stripping freedom from people. We want freedom, we can’t regulate people.

I think that’s an argument.

The “rich parents” blocks are off screen.

Gender reveal party.

To be funny? If I was a teacher I would totally have something like this up.

This has to be parody