Almost commented that he looks like a baby here

… I guess now I have

And he looks so fresh-faced and unweathered by the shitstorm of an American election year in this photo!

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As a reptile, wouldn’t a dragon dong be a hemipene?

War is peace.

Nah, let’s get Christopher Nolan to make it and it becomes a mind-bending exploration of consumerism, pagan festivals and the death of innocence.

The plural is just dildos

It’s the rich flavour you get from puddles that dogs crave

Because “the left” is a set of principles not a group of people?

:.|:;

My head canon is that this slips his mind, until his next attempt, and then he informs the world once more.

There was a period of about a century where temps were lower across Europe called the little ice age. Don’t know if any of these portraits fall in that time frame tho

Bugs bunny is the most celebrated drag performer in American history

Their user name is making me wonder if they’re a very subtle and clever novelty account

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A sandwich can be a thousand different dishes if you get creative

Naw, this some damned shit

Even farming eggs and gardening vegetables as a hobby is basically a p/t job for me. I do about 25-30 hours of work per week on my property, and some of that is just groundskeeping, then I work 40 hours at a 9-5.

But I wouldn’t trade it for anything lol

At a show I was at in Winnipeg a homeless guy came in and started harassing people. The singer jumped from the stage and took him to the ground. later in the show, the singer put on an oven mitt and grabbed like fifty sparklers and lit them all at once. Almost burned the glove to his hand but he squirmed out of it in time. Dropped it on the stage and stomped it out then got burn treatment from a drunk paramedic who was in the audience. True Winnipeg memories.

And isn’t rice pudding just grain-based yogurt?