Counterpoint: bonobos. Also, as far as I know orangutans seem to be generally pretty chill dudes, nothing like chimpanzees.

What the hell, this is exactly how I feel. I don’t have a partner though so I don’t know how I’d behave in this case. I hope that, if I ever find someone, I can at least trust them enough to not question the sincerity of their compliments.

Here’s an artist’s impression of what that might look like.

Last I heard they were being called MAMAA now, meaning Meta, Apple, Microsoft, Amazon and Alphabet.

!lemmysilver

Oh, I assumed that the rapture would work in a different way than regular death for some reason so maybe true believers could still go to heaven even if they’re sinners. If it’s all the same then yeah, I have no idea what their logic is either.

It makes sense if they think they’re going to hell, but that would require having a level of self-awareness I don’t believe anyone trying to actively cause the end of times can possess.

Now that sounds like the perfect replacement for Pokémon Go for me, which means it’s an app I’ll install as a way to motivate me to go walk outside and then feel guilty because I just don’t.

This reminds me of the Phantom Troupe.

There should be a way to see the content from different communities with the same name but from different instances in the same page, like some sort of automatic multireddit. The content would probably be limited to instances federated with your home instance but even then it’s something I would like to have.

Get a room!

Yes, that’s the one! Now I guess I have to watch Kung Pow as well.

That movie rules. Shaolin Soccer is also pretty good.

Last thing I heard was that the soundtrack is being made by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross. It’s the next best thing, if you ask me.

Not really, but since we live in a world where most people are happily sharing their lives online it’s easy to imagine how not using social media might make people think you have something to hide and, therefore, can’t be trusted.

All alt-right content is made to generate outrage but content that generates outrage does not have to be necessarily alt-right.

Enjoy it while it lasts. We like to immitate the US so in 2026 it’s very likely that we’ll elect a reactionary idiot again.

It’s a shame kbin.social is no more. I guess Fedia.io is as big as it gets now.

Ok, here I go: I will finally hit the gym, find someone to love, get a better job, learn to play an instrument, become a more patient and confident person, read the books I’ve bought, play the games I’ve bought, learn a new language, spend more time with people I care about, try LSD, start a master’s degree and do something about my receding hairline. Good luck, future me.