Nah. That’s his. He’s the toddler.

Well Damme

you make

Die meisten trauen sich nur noch nicht.

Getroffene Hunde bellen.

Do you think Musk is not doing similar things? We have a politician that flew to Sylt (island in Germany) with his private jet for a fucking wedding of another politician and he didnt get half as much shit for it.

What Im saying is: hate everyone equally or dont hate.

I don’t like Taylor Swifts behaviour anymore then you. But clearly someone was out for her and not for poor Elon. Where are the fucking memes about literally every rich person? Jeff Bezos disgustingly big yacht for example?

And if it really was about her double standards: Elon pretends to be an environmentalist whenever he talks about Tesla and electric cars. Yet his factories get build in the middle of water protection zones, a Tesla is shot into space and do you really think hes not using those 3 jets on a regular basis? Why have 3 after all?

Regarding your edit: maybe I’ve wasted my time writing this because clearly you’re not up for an actual discussion, but for sad and petty schoolyard behaviour.

Oh… Oh no… I would like somebody to comfort me now…

I feel like the bottom left one should say „Mom would be disappointed“. Cause that really is what rock bottom feels like.

Yes they are both common. I‘d say the 32 deck is more common in older/traditionally german card games while 52 card decks are probably more commonly used for games that originated in other countries.

And in my family we play a game that uses 2 52 card decks.

I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL

Yeah we thought we could go through with this unnoticed, but the christians are just a little too clever.

Well you’re not that far off

the four types of human behaviour

There are only four?! Gosh. That makes my job sooo much easier. If I only had known before.

needs 2 HOURS to fall asleep

does not hear the alarm

gets 9 hours of sleep instead of 5:32

profit

gets fired because thats the 15th time this month

no profit

If you knew how many times I thought about ditching my job and just go to uni again…

Pishposh! Thats not even a thing!

crosses their arms, annoyed about not having a shitposting license

Real question is: Hows weed illegal (well over here it still is) and nicotine is not? It ain’t logical thinking thats for sure.

Easy transition being easy

GAY

GAAAAAAAAY

I… have sooo many questions…