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2 months agoYou can’t heal the past, but you can soothe the future.
Do what currently brings you joy, not what you believed would.
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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.
Aka @[email protected]
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Cake day: August 9th, 2024
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181·2 months agoHey! Don’t fuckin bring me into this shit.
Now go do that out in the real world and feel how amazing it feels to tell some asshole to go fuck themself, it’s part of my therapy now.
Ok.
Do it, it’s so much fun.
101·2 months agoDun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun,
Dun dun, dun
The dogs a chihuahua who thinks it fought in the Vietnam war.
This is why people get hit with a frypan.
Tree fiddy is still king.
All those years of training focus and control, came into action that day.
11·2 months agoWhen I can’t find the oil I brought a few months ago.
4·2 months agoYou do know you can like block and filter shit on here… You have more control on what you see on the fediverse, if all you’re seeing is Reddit trash, then block and filter it, fucking complaining about content and users here is stupid.
Just wait, the shockwave will get to you soon enough.
You can’t dodge my never ending supply of hex wrenches forever!
8·2 months agoAndrew the Pedophile.
Shrek 1 is 24.
*Throws hex wrench at you*
Woah woah woah, we’re not here to fix your fuck ups, that’s your problem to get rid of, we’re just trying to not get nuked by a pants shitting pedophile Nazi.
*Starts ramming the truck with my car*